"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A women left the kitchen.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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