- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

your face

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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