- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

copy me and i will kill you

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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