What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Justin with a hat.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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