- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry