Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Matthew Baker

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Poop.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Grace Ackerson

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

The child was fired from his job.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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