What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's worse than this That :(

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Robin, get in the car, please.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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