- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

I walk into a bar...

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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