Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What comes after 69? 70

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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