- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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