- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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