- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's stupid a light bulb.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

You sick fiend

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Your mom is so old she died

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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