Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Loperson

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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