- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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