roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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aodhan hearty

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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that wall over there ->

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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