What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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hi michael

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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don't just stand there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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