- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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