- Anti Joke

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee