- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's 9+10? 19.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Pickles are moist.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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