- Anti Joke

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny