Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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womens rights

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Anti Joke

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