- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

I'm gay.

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