What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What's a joke? Funny

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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