flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Llamaworm

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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