- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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