- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your so fat. your fat!

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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