- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

i saw amango it splootered

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

knock knock who's there? hope

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What black and has children A black man

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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