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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Boob

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Justin Bieber

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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