- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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