Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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