If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

binladin walks into the american seals

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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