What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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PENIS that is all

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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