A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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kushagra tyagi

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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