- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

The WPGA tour

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Your mother just died.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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