You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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alert('The Game')

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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The queen having a shit

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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