- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

ecks! why zee?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Racial Equality

8=> >->-o

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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