- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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