- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Jersey Shore.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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