Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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