- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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