If you were a pie I'd eat you

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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