- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

I was once a hamster.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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