I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

The FCC

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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