Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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The Labour Party.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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im saul and i love cock

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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