- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the old man say? Im old

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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