- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

The truth is he loves her!!

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