Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A bar walks into a man

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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