a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Your girlfriend.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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