why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Coldpaly is a good band

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What's half of 8? o

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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