How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

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