- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Sixty... eight

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Call of Duty is a good game.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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