How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Your Mom

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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