- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How about that airline food?

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What's big and purple? Barney

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A dyslexic blind man

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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