- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Women's rights.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

mitchell palmer sucks

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

John lazzaro likes dick

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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