woman's rights

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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