- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Guess what? Bananas

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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