- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

whats chinese noodles

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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