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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Your mother is so fat.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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