What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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i committed murder

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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