yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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