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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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