- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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