- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Im cute hehehee

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Obama

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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