- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

A man penetrates another man.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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