what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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mikey is cute

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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