- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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