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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Your life

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A guy walks into a bar

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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