- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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