What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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silver bullet?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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