- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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