What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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womens rights

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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