I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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