- Anti Joke

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.