Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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I? Everett

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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