- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Knock knock. Get out!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??