- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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