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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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