Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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