What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

knock knock whos there? nobody

What are annoying? Ads.

what is 3+3= 8

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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