- Anti Joke

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face