- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Knock Knock. Doors open

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

There's a god, just kidding.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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