- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccorn

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??