Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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