- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

hi mom

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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