- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the man die? He was old.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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