- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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