Your mums a potato

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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