Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Oh, right

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

alex is cool

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops