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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

i hate non minorities!

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

5 people are walking

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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