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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter