- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.