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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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