- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

I'm gay.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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