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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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