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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A jew enters a mall.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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