- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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