How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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