- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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