What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Flowers are colors Love me

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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