Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

You're a big fat monkey.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

tim has no humor

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

what's worse then a blowjob?

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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