- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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