- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Poop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Dislike this.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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