Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Where's my tractor?

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

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