- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Who is Dank? A: Billal

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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