All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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