So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Nickelback.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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