Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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