Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Your Mom The End.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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