- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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