Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Good job, son.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Wenis Penis

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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