why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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