- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Girls Lacrosse.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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