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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Rush Limbaugh

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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