- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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